Kenyans are intrinsically a drinking nation, a well known fact across the region. The weekends are usually spent in local bars, pubs and grills where friends meet, eat , drink and make merry. Nairobians in particular can be found with a bottle and nyama choma enjoying a good soccer game over the weekend.
The party nation has been hit by sad news this morning as Interior CS Fred Matiang’i has ordered for all bars countrywide to be closed by 5 pm on August 24/25 to facilitate the census exercise. Two whole days ! To make matters worse for soccer fans as there are back-to-back games scheduled for that Saturday and Man United is involved.
Netizens are livid and they have come out strongly to express their dissatisfaction with the move. Check out their reactions below:
#census2019 Hii serikali ya Jubilee nini ndio inaisumbua?? Ati all bars to remain vlosed on weekend? Alafu game ya liverpool na Arsenal tuonee wapi?? Statehouse??Si Matiang muibe census venye mnaibanga kura.
#Census2019#TheBigStory@KTNNewsKE Thanks Linda for the heads up. How will travelling passengers be counted especially at the airports? Does it mean there will be not schedules travels around that time. ?
Kemboi David They will just get drunk during the day and disturb, officers coming at night Cool Leo Leo My bar is in the house. Any interview or counting shall be conducted outside my house probably at a safe distance from my home and will take not more than 10 minutes, and that’s the bottom line cuz I said so! Kemboi David They will just get drunk during the day and disturb, officers coming at night
Larry Madowo has lit up the internet after roasting Octopizzo’s new hairstyle.
Namba nane’s finest Octopizzo’s new hairstyle which has been said to resemble Governor Ann Waiguru’s has been the talk on the social media streets all day. While airing artists’ grievances during a press conference concerning the whole MCSK payment distribution, the renown rapper was taped rocking cornrows and a bun.
The hairstyle might have slipped under the radar never to be remembered except journalist Larry Madowo was quick to point it out on his twitter. He asked the rapper if he got the hairstyle at popular Kenyatta market where most Nairobi ladies get their hair done.
It’s as a result of Marriage that makes you do such stuff,that’s why you should try being that rich young uncle who travels the world and spoils his nephews and nieces.
@LarryMadowo it's unfortunate that @OCTOPIZZO ever since the money has been trickling in he is now changing to a woman his dress code is more feminine with tight jeans and all this is not ganstar this is fagish be real check out legend dressing like Dr Dre, ice cube or. 50
Huddah Monroe is trending all over social media after revealing her prestigious cover to the world’s best fashion magazine Harper’s Bazaar. While congratulations messages are flooding in, netizens are doing something else completely different.
Former NRG Host Kamene Goro who was trolling Huddah Monroe just a few weeks back has been thrust back to the spotlight after the news broke. Unfortunately, the internet never forgets and netizens have taken this chance to troll the curvaceous radio siren. KOT are busy comparing milestones between the two to put Kamene down.
Check out their reactions below:
Huddah is prospering while Kamene Goro is just here cooking eggs for Ethic and being a roho chafu.
Socialite cum CEO Huddah Monroe has officially joined the list of world-class celebrities to grace the cover of renown Los Angeles magazine Harper’s Bazaar.
The beauty who recently flew back into the country after months of globe-trotting and touring the United States has finally let the cat out of the bag on what she was secretly up to. She has defied all odds and come out successful on the other side, proving naysayers wrong.
The fashion magazine is ranked one of the best in the world and has had famous internal celebrities on the cover including Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Serena Williams, Selena Gomez among many more. Huddah has just joined that prestigious list and the former Big Brother Africa contestant continues to fly the Kenyan flag high.
Here are some of the celebrities who have been in her place before her.
Fans have congratulated the boss babe on her venture. Congratulations messages have flooded her social media from all over. It is impressive that the beauty is well dressed in the shoot and maintained her signature natural short hair for the shoot, just like Lupita usually does. Kudos!
Gospel artists Wahu and Size 8 dropped their much-anticipated song titled ‘Power Power’ today. The very electric song has however been met by backlash from fans who are of the opinion that it sounds more secular than gospel. Considering the two were both initially secular artists, this is very bad criticism.
The video to the song is highly colorful especially their hair wigs and that has caught the attention of many. Check out the video below:
Here are some of the reactions from netizens.
Eddith Onjoma Wacha tungoje Ringtone aweke validation Kama hawa Ni gospel artist or not
Lucy Wairimu Jamani gospel za siku izi mungu aingilie kati
Basil Kagonya Hiyo collabo iko juu but….haingekuwa gospel
Wanja Njuguna Si ati i don’t support local but…some gospel music zilinishinda
Pweety Naomi Nyabae My phone has issues with the mouth piece I can’t hear what they are saying but am guessing wahu is telling size 8 kitenge iko powa but nywele hapan …and size 8 telling wahu she is still hot na it’s good to see you again ….
Jaber Caroline Wacha nibaki tu old school niskize Christina shusho, Reuben kigame, late Angela chibalonza, Eunice Njeri, Sarah K, Jemimmah Thiongo, Solomon mkubwa na choir za TZ gospel that speak to my soul.
Lavenda Kate Hawa watu waliacha secular wakakimbilia Gospel are doing very bad musically. Yaani hawana content kabisa.Sasa hizo nini wamevaa surely,kuna vile usherati pia inawatekerenya bado.
After Eric Omondi was accused of sleeping with Madini Classic’s girlfriend who looks exactly like Hamisa Mobetto, the beauty has come out to refute those claims.
Posting on her social media, Assumpta Waeni said that she has never cheated on Madini. She revealed that Eric id indeed try to go out with her but she refused and has never met him. She ends the post asking for forgiveness from Madini and the whole country.
Sadly for her, the internet never forgets as pictures of her and Eric Omondi in bed resurfaced as netizens demand explanations. Assumpta first made headlines when she posed with Eric during the AFCON tournament which made Eric Omondi even more loved by Kenyans.
If you are abit confused on where the story started, let me get you up to speed. Yesterday, upcoming artist Madini Classics exposed Eric Omondi for stealing about KSH. 60,000 from him through fraud, as well as sleeping with his girlfriend Mueni.
Here are the screenshots and his testimonial:
So now that you are all caught up, netizens are angry at Mueni for lying to them like children. Here are their reactions to her denial:
Branson Kelvine Slay Queens wa now days. Mtu unaona hadi evidence but still she insists that she hasn’t cheated
Chol Warabek As a top fan, first of all…you should apologize to your ‘eskanunu’ because inaonekana Eriko alirarua hiyo kitu mercilessly akijua ni ya wenyewe…second of all,your boyfriend may forgive you but the whole country won’t forgive you…
Kerema Sankale Assumpta my sister,the thunder that will strike you is still undergoing through gymnastics!!!!
Abas Osman Let’s say we believed you after seeing how beautifully was sleeping after long night of hardworking
Toni Wayne A man who marries a beautiful woman & the farmer who grows maize by the road side have the same problem, if u know u know.
Deboxah Mesesi The so called “entire country is mourning”…keep your apologies for now
Torrey Vega You never cheated…Na hapo Eric anakaa amemwaga mpaka laana
Naftali Muchoki Wainaina After a cow killed a lion in Meru I never seek whether explanations given to any story are true or false…i just laugh off
Jonah Jo Ryhmes Reminds me of this song… John John yes papa eating sugar, no papa…. The video was clear as his friend I can’t forgive you but maybe he will tho to me issa no Eric looked tired in that video which means he had really splashed, secondly Eric’s girlfriend had broken up so he wanted to cool down and that is serious one no wonder he is calm, thirdly you can’t put a cat to watch over a rat my friend which math did you do…. Lastly am coming to yo Instagram page you will see my comment am sure of it no matter how many people will comment tho I won’t follow
Andrew Mbugua That is why in house parties of some big shots, all phones are taken by the security officers and secured in the safe room. This is to prevent bimbos from taking selfies with the guys when the guys are asleep and naked after a night of heavy partying and adult fun.
Muthia Phyllis I guess when Ng’ang’a spoke of”lubbish” this exactly what he meant
Susan Njeri Kariuki Hapo amevaa rob walikuwa wanashot one of his videos ama?
Monalisa R Lisah Yes you didn’t cheat.I was there and I saw Eric boiling one bean at a time that’s why he looks tired in that photo. Schupid!
Meya Meya But Eric looks tired like a pregnant salamander. It’s none of my business but, nikama Erico alilima hiyo kinyambiz
Omary Aman upuuz eric amepiga hapo….yaan tuwe wote chumban alaf utoke hv hv mdanganye huyo boya wako Madini
Wuod Caro Kod Aguko So the photo was photoshop if you never cheated!??… We ulilimwa Ericko si mchezo
Ty-amoh Randolph Wewe umemwagiwa alafu unapiga picha sasa huko hapa kupanua mapua . Gunia ya kubeba takataka wewe
Esther Bebe anaomba forgiveness na vile Erick amelala nika maiti…lakini hapa erick inakaa haku gonga hii kitu vizuri if a man sex you and you won’t sleep is a throw
Nyabungu Lawrence In a hotel or a spar full naked in Rob’s still u didn’t cheat abi who be baby here
Antony Wambua Hapa walikuwa wanafanya aje bila manguo na hizi nguo za angel Gabriel
Nicole Julius Mkenya And you took a selfie while he was in bed sleeping.. With you in a bathrobe!!? Pelaka ufala huko
Don’t go that low for a man thinking that ukipost ndio atakusamehe,no.the same applies to the ladies too.someone will ever find a reason to leave your life if he didn’t love you at first.maoni tu.
Indomitable Stalwart Mwamburi Am the one who’s too old or I’m living in the future world? These things Hawa kids with adults’ bodyframes wanafanya saai I was doing them nikiwa class 3 with my 5th girlfriend Kasungwa mwenye nilimdump after kuninyima a coloured pencil..hizi ni nini huyu yengz of low IQ anasema na ni yeye mwenyewe alitake vida
Larry Allan Alitiwa don’t be fooled by this hoe.anataka pande zote.acha tamaa utapigwa shoka
Sammy Kowendi Hakuna mtu atakubali, but chuma ulilala ndani
These ladies are for everybody just get your money and move brothersMwangi Elly It’s okay.. I also used to kataa nimekula sukari mathe akiuliza when its all over my lips. Ata hii tunajua ni Photoshop hamjawai onana na Eric
Bondo Jnr So she did not go even once but she is there taking pictures of Erick on the bed. But why do ladies think we are this stupid. Have not seen her saying this was a Photoshop. So how comes she is there with Erick. Wonders!Felix Alango Madini akikubalia huyu dem,ntaamini alirogwa..
Entire country? Why do you think your relationship is a national issue. Bullshit. Hii ndio maana hamkufaa kumiss men’s conferenceMamake Joan Why even explain to the world…its only three people who knows the truth…you…God n satan himuselofu….so kula managu ulale kesho pia ni siku
Its been a crazy two days of Willy Paul’s trending shenanigans on social media but his latest song has literally shaken Kenyans to the core. Dubbed ‘Lamba nyonyo’, the song which directly translates to ‘lick titts’ which was released last night has caused a stir online.
As if the universe has aligned itself, a woman has almost simultaneously removed her nipples surgically in another part of the world and we can’t help but think she might have heard the very nasty song.
The woman who goes by the name Razor Candi on Instagram has shocked netizens with the the graphic pictures of her nipple-less breasts. People online are outraged. Check out their reactions below:
Gospel music’s lovechild Willy Paul has completely gone off the rails after the release of his new song dubbed ‘Lamba Nyonyo’ which directly translates to Lick titts.
The release of his song comes a day after his video threatening to pull out his gun over street confrontation over parking space went viral.
His moves have completely let down his fans who have been loyal and hoped for the best for him. Kenyans have resorted to trolling him in funny memes to announce they have officially unsubscribed from his music. Check them out below:
Willy Paul: aa you know, I sat down and think, what about if I sing to new born babies and tell them to #LambaNyonyo, and just like that-is the meaning of the song.
So willy Paul releases lamba nyonyo 😄😄 and who cares we are a lost generation struggling with depression and hard life we are going to listen to it even if it's meaningless I mean our life's are meaningless too #MayouthTumeChoka
— ʀᴇʟɪᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍɪᴄ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀꜱ (@Rel_Assignments) July 30, 2019
Imagine sunday school kids singing #LambaNyonyo by Willy Paul because they believe he's a gospel artiste. I think we should rise against such content in music cz it's the future which is at risk.
How Willy Paul's pastor was controlling his emotions after listening to his song Lamba nyonyo. Truly he concluded ni Wamlambez pic.twitter.com/MeJv2KhDWn
— Mat_trillionaire™ (@Mattrillionaire) July 31, 2019
The new song by willy Paul #lambanyonyo just shows how pathetic the musician has become…There is no content..Not only for willy Paul but most of Kenyan music is pathetic
Willy Paul alitoka tu hivi Gospel ni kama Shetani alikuwa amefast sana Halafu Sir Jah akajibu maombi. Ninja is always trending for weird reasons. Kama sio Lamba Nyonyo, It's threatening to pull a gun on someone over a parking space. Kama sio hio ni barua ameandikia Alaine. 😂
Willy Paul trynna so hard now to change his Music and be like kina Ethic and Sailors with his shit Lamba Nyonyo track dude stop trying so hard to fit into everything.
Please, let's discuss important issues affecting our country. This song doesn't concern is, Willy Paul is struggling with his own demons, that shouldn't be a matter of national concern. let the mental facilities attend to his cerebral short comings.#LambaNyonyo
40 years from now Willy Paul music will be old school and there you are travelling to shagz with your grandchildren. They'll be like; "Guka lamba nyonyo ilikuinspire aje?"
The same people hyping wamlambez/wamnyonyez stuff are the same criticizing Willy Paul for 'lamba nyonyo'. Who said Willy Paul must be a gospel artist after all
Willy Paul wants to trend but never cares trending positively or negatively. From kujitoa kitanzi to lamba nyonyo 😭. God is watching. God lifts you for a reason,either to be of great impact or as a lesson to others. I repeat,God is watching.
Willy Paul is going thug and sinking deeper into the darkness at an unprecedented pace after he introduced his new favorite toy, his gun. Turns out since he showed it off, Willy Paul has been busier threatening innocent strangers that he will shoot them than with his ‘gospel’ career, but can he really?
The former gospel artist left many with mixed reactions after parading what is believed to be a Ruger SR22 pistol last week. The gun is popularly known for its sleek features and is a favorite to many private owners. Through his Instagram page, Willy Paul captioned the now-deleted photo saying: I LOVE TOYS!!
A leaked video of him threatening to pull out his gun on a person is making rounds on social media. In the video which has angered netizens, the hitmaker is seen and heard threatening to pull out his gun as he and the other partner engage in a heated confrontation. It takes his crew to cool him down and discourage him from the crime.
He basically threatens to commit murder which in itself is a crime and netizens are calling for his immediate arrest and the gun license he has to be revoked. Check out the controversial video below;
Netizens came out in masses to condemn his actions on social media and reprimanding him for his carelessness. Check out their responses:
Sheik Bilal Willy paul is a coward hile kitu ywaeza shoot ni mshuto kwa hizo ndanda zakeOsir Juma Nani alipea hii ngombe gun.. ama ni toy??
BShop MehemeheCatherine Kinyua don’t mention this cheap street boy again.. when he got nothing everything was at peace now he’s farting on everybody.. matiangi why are not not arresting this fool… when we fighting cancer he’s busy disturbing the peace of innocent Kenyans with toy guns.. nautaona burukenge ikisema.. that’s my boy friend.. boyfriend my left nipple.. Nkt.. wasted sins
Mimi Chez Our very own lovely saved, humble gospel artist spreading the message of the lovely Christ of PEFA CHURCH.
Kj Mpoa Very saved..brought up and raised in church as an altar boy. He’s leading the way.
Esparansa Mk’abili I saw this coming immediately I heard he was displaying his toy “some weeks ago…. Tumbako Ya mtu!
Kevinkelvin Adunga This guy is full of pride, can someone tag Matiangi. The gun license need to be revoked asap and be arrested with immediate effect.
Telvyn Haniff Mbona huwa sipatani na watu wa vitisho Kama huyu hiyo siku anaweza imba lingala
Roseline Manyasi Mukoya This video has made my landlord change his mind on rent.. He just told me that no paying rent for 6 months.. Thanks to the one that shared let it change other people life also
Mohamed Rahoy Ever wonder about the increasing number of wayward youths? Their role-model right here.
Bundi Mfundi I met this guy last year at Greenspan mall and after a brief chat i cud see a thug,and a devil rolled into pozze’s eyes. Illuminati is real
Kihuria Wa Ndorongo My uncle one day threatened someone that he’ll draw out his gun. Aki alipigwa heady akasahau mahali ako.Wanjala Dismas This is the guns that matiangi is looking for kumbe this member of PEFA church is hiding one here let me tag bwana CSAbďî Rudolfø Uncle Yangu pia yy aliwahi threaten Mtu ati atamtolea Bunduki,Wuuuuueh Sema Kupigwa Elbow ya Maskio akajisahau penye ako Ikabidi Tukamwombea Msamaha kwa Huyo jamaa
Wuod Ongare Willy Paul sasa anaweza tishia mtu? Huyu kijana ameguza gym wiki mbili anaona ameunga… Huyu si unalamba uso anaamka after 6 days.. Ghasia tuGriffin Wasike Unless that gun is already aimed at you, it is useless in a direct combat situation. Tandika Willy Pozze had apate adabu, grab his gun and shoot him in the leg. He’ll beg you to spare his life.Shonachi Mcute Willy Paul na ringtone apoko wanafaa kupelekwa kwa museveni ama mugabe wasaidiane huko na ujinga
Bosco Joseph Control your tempers and stunts. Kuna watu wanaishi na kutembea with assorted weapons and yet very humble hata akikosewa. You claim to shoot someone juu ya parking?Luminac Green When guns falls in the hands of small kids….mdomo ndio huongea zaidi… a real man pulls and fires, then talks later
Lona Akoth Anajaribu kutuambia abebangi yesu yeye ubeba gun?Sultan Almakhtoum WuodSipy Hiyo gun ni ya dandora ama licensed? Na hata kama ni licensed is that the way to use it?Mutogia Mainah Mutogia Hizi bunduki si nzuri, unaibeba kila mahali ukikosa adui unaanza visirani ndio watu wajue uko nayo.
Mkorogo Utaniua Angepiga nijue yeye ni mwanamme kamili. American wannabe. Atajua hii ni kenya and he ain’t among those who do shit and walk Scot free.Felo CerrutiDirectorate of Criminal Investigations – DCI better get to the bottom of this issue. A gun is in very irresponsible hands plus he has just threatened to kill someone. Hii ni Kenya mpya let him be taught his lesson. Sly Slavia usijaribu kutetea huyu mkunaji
Turns out Kenyans stalk their neighbors more than you know.
Traditionally, Kenyans were communal and social people where everything was done by the community including raising children. Modernization has however changed all that as people opt for a more solitary life nowadays as can be seen from the increase in gated houses. Don’t even think of disciplining a neighbors child because you might land in jail or dead. It’s not common to see neighbors interacting as most prefer to keep to themselves and their families.
We are left to only observe and make our own judgments in silence. That’s just the society we live in today. Netizens have exposed their neighbors’ funny characters in the most hilarious yet relatable manner. You will read and laugh because you have had at least one of the following characters as your neighbor. Check them out below;
Lucy Mwaniki Ma neibas wangu wote ni maplayer,one changes madem kama boxers,huyo mwingine bibi yake ni wamachakos, n haishi na bibi,so bibi akikuja maybe end month,akizidikishwa hata kabla afike home,tayari kunakuanga na mwingine,minding my own business
Mnazi Collo Mzito Wangu ni msoro sana nikiwa na mgeni redio au Tv zake cku hio ctapumzika
Trizzah Wangare Kaboy neiba kamefua bedsheet twice tangu kaingie hapo na kamekaa more than 1 1/2 years.
Damaris Dama Sijui nini anabebabga na kabag na haendagi job
Irene Kerubo My neighbour…..maybe ako hapa sitaki kofi
Sicily Mum Staicy Ameiba guka hana kitu ati juu analipwa malipo ya uzeeni,they both look sickly n emaciated, she thinks the guka ananitaka but ni salamu tuu, I think ako na juju,men humkujia anaenda na wao but guka haezi ongea,she can disappeare for 3 days na guks anafua hata guo za huyo mama
Bony Kamau hako kamadam hakavai suruari kakifua nguo hapa kwa balcony. kakiinama kainuke hiyo dress yake inaendanga lunch mbaya sana. though nikazuri juu tukionana lazima kaniulize wamlambez leo umeshinda wapi?
Princess Stevens Woi Hugo mwanaume na wasichana mungu amusamehe.kakamega cheap ladies najua amekula wote…I pity that wife woiii
Sheilah Zakayo Huyu jirani mwanamme, akikutana na neighbour yeyote anasema ati hao wengine wanamuonea wivu na wanamtaka, huyu mwengine mwanamke ambaye ameokoka naye alikuwa na pegs tano but sai zimefika thate fae, mimi nilikuwa na pegs seventi na sai ziko twenty. Huyu mwingine naye yeye ndo hunipa rada zote za landlord, huwa napata habari ya wenye rent arears, wenye wanadaiwa etc etc
Paul Omondi Acha nijiekee comment….Landlady wangu amecomment juu yangu..imeniuma lakini sijalipa miezi mbili na sitaki kufungiwa nyumba
Bora Uhai Wangu nimzee anapikanga handi githeri usiku wamanane
Bettie Kuria Wangu anasumbua hapa nje na masufuria za uji na ugali siwezi lala
Joan J Maranga very religious,they are always up praying at 4am,i wish they could include me in their prayers
Kimz Kimz Mimi naishi nyumba ya mabati,,neiba yangu sijui ni mjulus kubwa akonayo ama shinda ni nini,wife upinga nduru kama ananyongwa kidogokidogo ka mwezi haijaisha wanavunja kitanda mimi nitahama
Stephen Stevenspenns Oduor Neighbor wangu Ana operate usiku kama a vampire, yee uosha usiku kila kitu usiku alaf mchana ye ulala, goddamn! He is a total freak. Have never seen him mchana
Mabeya Betty Have seen my neighbours like thrice this year…. honestly nikiwakuta njiani I can’t recognise them…and so far what we’ve said to each other is SASA…and we good
Irene Magiri Hafanyangi nilale usiku.kila wakati ni kuchu kuchu kichi kacha,chong’i chong’i and the rhythm continues
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